oregon trail (subtitled: courtney has dysentery, lose two days)

i am sure that most of you, being children of the nineties, remember oregon trail fondly. the shining green screens of the old macintosh computers, caulking the wagon to float across the river because $5 seemed exorbadant for the ferry, continual hunting adventures and of course, disease. yes, my friends, that's right. i have dysentery. i didn't even know that you could still get dysentery, as it is no longer the 1800s and i am not navigating rivers on a westward journey or living in an overpopulated london suburb. the moral of the story is simple. never, under any circumstances, brush your teeth with tap water. the true irony is that we are talking about oregon trail in history class tomorrow. here's to the personal connection to history.